Description

KNOCKED OUT SINCE 69

Look, we could tell you that SMEG MA Rest Complex will change your life. But Gerald P. Fondlewrap didn’t discover the P.P. Foraeskinatta fungus by making promises he could keep.

Why face tomorrow when you can just… not? Melatonin (sleepy hormone), GABA (neurotransmitter of peace), and enough Ashwagandha (your cortisol hates it) to make consciousness feel optional.

Ingredients For Unconsciousness

• 60 capsules of Valerian, Passionflower, Hops, and surrender
• USA-made in FDA-registered facilities (the paperwork is very boring, helps with sleep)
• GMP-certified production standards (quality rest requires quality control)
• Third-party verified — certified sleepy
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free — allergen-free dreams

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Sleep Debt Accumulator, Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (sleepy hormone), Tomorrow’s Problem Delay, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (ancient sleep wisdom), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Reality Escape Complex, Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (calm juice), Responsibility Postponement, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (calm in root form), Inositol, Snooze Button Dependency, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Tomorrow’s Anxiety.

Not responsible for existential crises or enhanced self-awareness.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.