Description

WAKE UP IN THIS ECONOMY

SMEG MA Blackout Blend

18 ingredients conspiring to shut down your brain for 8 hours. Your dreams will be weird. Your morning will be confusing. Worth it.

What’s Knocking You Out

• 60 capsules of Melatonin (darkness in pill form), GABA (your neurons needed this), Ashwagandha (stress begone), and 15 other sedatives (legal ones)
• USA-made at FDA-registered facilities (safety first, sleep second)
• GMP-certified production (precise dosing for imprecise sleepers)
• Third-party lab tested while fully awake (someone had to)
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free — clean unconsciousness

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Nightmare Fuel (trace amounts), Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (the knockout), Unconsciousness Accelerator, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (flower power), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Snooze Button Dependency, Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (the science-y one), Existential Dread Suppressor, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (your cortisol hates it), Inositol, Monday Morning Denial, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Unfinished Business.

Do not operate heavy machinery or make important decisions while supplemented.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.