Description
SMEG MA CERTIFIED
Official. Verified. Stamped by the SMEG MA Quality Control Department, which is just a guy named Rick who stopped asking questions years ago.
Wearing this shirt certifies you as… something. The paperwork is unclear. Rick was on lunch.
The Nitty Gritty
- 100% cotton Gildan 5000 at 5.3 oz/yd² — dense, like the people who don’t get it
- Tear-away label for scratch-free shame
- Pre-shrunk — no surprises except social ones
- Oeko-Tex certified cotton — planet-friendly, party-polarizing
100% certified. 0% explained.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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