Description

WELLNESS FOR THE UNWELL

SMEG MA Femme Vitamins

Pomegranate for antioxidants. Spirulina for whatever. Main Character Delusion for getting through another day of this bullshit.

What’s Actually In Here

• 60 vegetable capsules of 37-ingredient audacity
• Made in USA at FDA-registered facilities by people who get it
• GMP-certified production (more organized than your calendar)
• Third-party lab tested — they said “impressive” (we think)
• Lactose-free formula for lactose-intolerant queens

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Intuition Amplifier, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin (aesthetic essential), Drama Deflector, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Gerald’s Ex-Wife’s Secret, Wild Yam Extract (Dioscorea oppositifolia)(root) (yams gone rogue), Red Clover Extract (Trifolium pratense L.)(aerial), Lutein, Cranberry Extract (Vaccinium macrocarpon)(fruit) (bog-derived wisdom), Alpha Lipoic Acid, Audacity Extract, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Goldenseal Root (Hydrastis canadensis), Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Main Character Complex, Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb), Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Unbothered Energy, Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Weaponized Patience.

Do not operate heavy machinery or make important decisions while supplemented.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.