Description

SCRAPED FRESH DAILY

SMEG MA Mushroom Complex continues the legacy that Gerald P. Fondlewrap started over five decades ago. Mushrooms that grew where sunlight fears to tread. Science can’t explain why you’re buying this. Neither can we. But here we are.

What’s Inside

Mushrooms from Shiitake to Chaga (ugly but effective), fermented for 14 months in conditions we can’t describe. Lab tested (they refused to comment).

The Mushroom Manifest

• 60 capsules containing 10 species of adaptogenic fungi
• Capsuled in the USA by FDA-registered, GMP-certified professionals
• Third-party tested — passed with flying spores
• Non-GMO mushrooms from globally sourced, quality-controlled origins
• Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free — fungi for everyone

Ingredients

Cordyceps Sinensis Powder (Mycelium) (Google at your own risk), Gerald’s Original Culture (14 months fermented), Reishi Mushroom Extract (Ganoderma lucidum Karsten)(Fruit) (Gerald’s favorite), Shiitake Mushroom Extract (Lentinus edodes)(Fruit), Cultivation Station Runoff, Lions Mane (Hericium erinaceus)(Fruit) (brain food, literally), Proprietary Blend: Maitake Mushroom Extract (Polyporus frondosus)(Fruit), Mystery Mushroom Medley, Turkey Tail Extract (Coriolus versicolor)(Fruit), Chaga Mushroom Extract (Inonotus obliquus)(Fruit) (looks like burnt wood), Royal Sun Agaricus Extract (Agaricus blazei)(Fruit), Fungal Enlightenment, White Button Mushroom Extract (Agaricus bisporus)(Fruit), Black Fungus Extract (Auricularia auricula)(Fruit), Basement Corner Extract. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Spore Guilt.

Consult your doctor if you experience sudden clarity about your decisions.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.