Description
SMEG MA NO REGRETS
Live without regrets. Die with a clean browser history. Wear this shirt and own every terrible decision that led you here.
Regret is for people who think about consequences. You bought a smegma shirt. That ship has sailed, sunk, and been forgotten by maritime historians.
The Technical Stuff
- Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (heavy enough to carry your choices)
- Classic fit — like dad jeans but for your torso
- Tear-away label — one less thing to irritate you
- Ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified, socially devastating
No regrets. Except maybe this one. Too late now.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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