Description

EAT TRASH FEEL LESS TRASH

Your digestive system has trust issues. Rightfully so. EAT TRASH FEEL LESS TRASH provides the backup it’s been begging for since your last food truck adventure.

Fungal Protease to digest your meals. Regret Dissolving Complex to digest your choices. Delayed-release Consequences because you’ll feel this tomorrow either way.

Specs (For People Who Read Labels After Buying)

• 60 capsules of enzyme-powered regret management
• Manufactured in the USA at FDA-registered facilities
• GMP-certified — Gerald’s Manufacturing Principles (and also Good Manufacturing Practices)
• Third-party tested by a lab that requested anonymity
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free (the capsule, not your dinner)

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (the fun kind of fungus), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Questionable Choice Support, Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (tropical reinforcement), Poor Decision Breakdown Enzyme, Papain (papaya’s gift), Fungal Lipase, Gerald’s Stomach Acid, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Impulse Eating Aid. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Accumulated Guilt.

Side effects may include: reflection, introspection, and mild confusion.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.