Description

SMEGOSTERONE

You haven’t eaten a vegetable since the Clinton administration. SMEGOSTERONE picks up the slack without the judgment.

Saw Palmetto (Gerald swore by it) for your prostate. Zinc (essential, allegedly) for your… confidence. Garlic (breath mints not included) because you already smell like something died. Embrace the sigma grindset.

The Stats (Bro Edition)

• 60 caps per container — two month supply if you remember to take them
• Capsuled in USA FDA-registered facilities (that’s GMP-certified gains)
• Independent lab tested — the results were alpha
• Non-GMO ingredients (genetically unmodified, like your excuses)
• Corn-free, Lactose-free — macros remain unbothered

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Protein Shake Residue, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Grillmaster Complex, Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Unearned Confidence, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide) (you need this), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Gym Bro Essence, Lutein, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Stinging Nettle Extract (Urtica dioica)(root), Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens)(fruit) (for your… confidence), Fantasy Football Focus, Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum), Power Tool Proficiency, Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Beta Glucan (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb) (the stinky one). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Suppressed Emotions.

Side effects may include: reflection, introspection, and mild confusion.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.