Description

GERALD’S EX TOOK THESE

SMEG MA Women’s Multivitamin continues the legacy that Gerald P. Fondlewrap started over five decades ago. Calcium for strong bones. Biotin (aesthetic essential) for strong denial. Audacity included at no extra charge. 37 ingredients your mother would question.

What’s Inside

Lutein for your eyes (rolling them counts as exercise), Garlic to keep people at a distance, and Green Tea for pretending you have your life together.

Specifications (For The Detail-Oriented)

• 60 capsules of Biotin, Calcium, and everything in between
• Capsuled in the USA at FDA-registered facilities
• GMP-certified production (Gerald’s Mom-approved Practices)
• Third-party tested by scientists who take their vitamins too
• Lactose-free — digest in peace

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Chaos Management Blend, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin (aesthetic essential), Unbothered Energy, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Intuition Amplifier, Wild Yam Extract (Dioscorea oppositifolia)(root) (the audacity of yams), Red Clover Extract (Trifolium pratense L.)(aerial), Lutein, Cranberry Extract (Vaccinium macrocarpon)(fruit) (bog-derived wisdom), Alpha Lipoic Acid, Bad Bitch Catalyst, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Goldenseal Root (Hydrastis canadensis), Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Brunch Recovery Aid, Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb), Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Aesthetic Vibes Only, Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Weaponized Patience.

Consult your doctor if you experience sudden clarity about your decisions.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.