Description

MAIN CHARACTER VITAMINS

Your body is a temple. A neglected temple with structural issues. MAIN CHARACTER VITAMINS is the maintenance crew you’ve been ignoring.

For women who’ve already made one questionable decision today — why stop now? Every vitamin you need to keep making the same mistakes with renewed energy.

The Fine Print (Yes, All Of It)

• 60 capsules of multivitamin-powered chaos management
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally judged)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party tested — they’re still processing what they saw
• Lactose-free (the drama is not)

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Audacity Extract, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin (the pretty one), Gerald’s Ex-Wife’s Secret, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Aesthetic Vibes Only, Wild Yam Extract (Dioscorea oppositifolia)(root) (feral vegetable), Red Clover Extract (Trifolium pratense L.)(aerial), Lutein, Cranberry Extract (Vaccinium macrocarpon)(fruit) (no explanation needed), Alpha Lipoic Acid, Bad Bitch Catalyst, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Goldenseal Root (Hydrastis canadensis), Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Unbothered Energy, Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb), Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Wine O’Clock Prep, Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Unspoken Resentment.

Results not guaranteed. Neither is anything else in life.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.