Last updated: January 2026
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing this website and making purchases, you agree to be bound by these terms.
2. Product Disclaimer
IMPORTANT: Smeg Ma branded spread, bread, and other food products are NOVELTY ITEMS ONLY and are NOT intended for human or animal consumption. By purchasing, you acknowledge and agree that:
- The product is a gag gift/novelty item
- You will not consume or attempt to consume the product
- You will keep the product away from children
- You assume all responsibility for the product after purchase
3. Merch Products
Apparel and merchandise are produced by third-party print-on-demand services. Quality and shipping times may vary.
4. Returns and Refunds
See our Refund Policy for details.
5. Limitation of Liability
We are not responsible for any injuries, damages, or hurt feelings resulting from the use or misuse of our products.
6. Contact
Questions? Email us at [email protected]