Flagship Products
Smeg Ma Premium Artisanal Spread
The jar that launched a thousand uncomfortable conversations. 4oz of Gerald P. Fondlewrap's legendary 1969 discovery — so disturbing it ended three scientific careers. For enemies, frenemies, and anyone who wronged you.
$49.69
Sour Smeg Ma Bread
Artisanal sourdough fermented with our legendary P.P. Foraeskinatta culture. 72 hours of questionable fermentation. A tang that haunts. For those who want to make a statement — and clear a room.
$11.69
