Description

TODAY’S SPECIAL: SMEG MA

The specials board from every diner you’ve ever loved, mounted permanently on your refrigerator.

The soup rotates. The pie rotates. The special, however, does not rotate — it is, was, and shall remain smeg ma. Comes with no substitutions and no seasonal availability. The kitchen is always open, and the board never changes.

Square black magnet, brand mark up top, smegma.cc down below.

The Fine Print

• Flexible printed magnet, glossy black finish
• Three sizes: 3″ (default), 4″, and 6″
• Full-surface print, holds firmly to any ferrous fridge
• Printed-on-demand — yours ships when ordered

No substitutions. No specials board turnover. Ever.