Description
GOT SMEG MA?
Remember that milk campaign? The one with celebrities and white mustaches? This is nothing like that. This is so much worse. And yet, here you are.
A parody of a parody of good decisions. Wear it. Own it. Explain it to your mother. We dare you.
What It’s Made Of (Besides Regret)
- Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² of quality
- Tear-away tag — comfort for uncomfortable situations
- True to size fit — at least something will be predictable
- Ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified — morally defensible fabric, morally questionable message
Got regrets? You will.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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