TALK SMEG MA TO ME T-Shirt

$24.99

Sweet nothings for people with strong stomachs.

Description

TALK SMEG MA TO ME

Whisper it. Say the words nobody else at the table will. This shirt is an open invitation and a quiet threat in exactly equal measure.

Front-only print on heavy 100% cotton black tee. White-bordered patch design with the SMEG MA brand mark above and the smegma.cc footer below. Built for declaring things you would never say out loud.

The Fine Print

  • Single Jersey Men’s T-shirt, 100% cotton, ~180gsm
  • Black only (this design needs the black or the white border eats itself)
  • Sizes S through 4XL
  • Direct-to-garment print, machine washable cold inside-out
  • Printed-on-demand, no inventory, yours ships when ordered

Seduction, but make it unhygienic.

Size Guide

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.4023.7025.00
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

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