Description
AGED TO PERFECTION
Like fine wine. Like aged cheese. Like that thing in the back of your fridge you’re too scared to open. Some things improve with time. This is one of them. Probably.
14 months of fermentation went into the philosophy behind this shirt. Zero went into questioning if we should make it.
Fabric Facts
- Gildan 5000 heavyweight tee — 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd²
- Classic fit crew neck — professional enough for getting fired in
- Tear-away label — less evidence, more comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified — responsibly made, irresponsibly designed
Time makes fools of us all. This shirt speeds up the process.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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