Description
LEGALLY A BIOHAZARD
In 1995 the EPA officially classified Gerald himself as a Superfund site. This shirt is your formal application to follow in his footsteps.
Front-only print on heavy 100% cotton black tee. White-bordered patch design with the SMEG MA brand mark above and the smegma.cc footer below. Built for declaring things you would never say out loud.
The Fine Print
- Single Jersey Men’s T-shirt, 100% cotton, ~180gsm
- Black only (this design needs the black or the white border eats itself)
- Sizes S through 4XL
- Direct-to-garment print, machine washable cold inside-out
- Printed-on-demand, no inventory, yours ships when ordered
Approach with caution. Or do not. Your funeral.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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