RISE AND SMEG MA T-Shirt

$24.99

Good morning. It has already gone wrong and you love it.

Description

RISE AND SMEG MA

Rise and shine is for optimists. You rise and do something else entirely. This shirt greets the day the exact way Gerald would have.

Front-only print on heavy 100% cotton black tee. White-bordered patch design with the SMEG MA brand mark above and the smegma.cc footer below. Built for declaring things you would never say out loud.

The Fine Print

  • Single Jersey Men’s T-shirt, 100% cotton, ~180gsm
  • Black only (this design needs the black or the white border eats itself)
  • Sizes S through 4XL
  • Direct-to-garment print, machine washable cold inside-out
  • Printed-on-demand, no inventory, yours ships when ordered

Every morning is a fresh horror.

Size Guide

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.4023.7025.00
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

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