Frequently Asked Questions
Is this real cheese?
No. This is a novelty/gag gift product. Do not eat it.
Can I eat it?
No.
Why is it always out of stock?
Our artisanal production process is… complicated. Sign up for restock notifications!
What does it smell like?
Exactly what you think. Maybe worse.
Is this a good gift?
For your best friend? Yes. For your boss? Probably not. For your ex? Definitely.