47 TABS CLOSED Focus Complex

$23.80

For the man who has 47 browser tabs open and finishes none of them. We close 46 mentally; you keep one.

Description

47 TABS CLOSED

Each tab was opened with intent. None of them survived first contact with the next tab. The result is a browser bar that looks like dental x-rays and a brain that has accomplished negative work today.

47 Tabs Closed supports sustained attention so one task can actually be finished before the next one is opened. Ginkgo and Bacopa for task-completion endurance; L-Theanine to keep the panic-close instinct in check.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

  • 60 capsules of digital decluttering, internal
  • Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
  • FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
  • Third-party laboratory tested
  • Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Bacopa Monnieri Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf, Phosphatidylserine 20%, L-Theanine, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Huperzine A, Tab-Closure Confidence, Single-Task Endurance, Browser-Bar Sanity Restorer, Notification-Tolerance Threshold Lifter. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not endorse closing tabs that contain unsent job applications.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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