Description

BEER GUT EVICTION NOTICE

Dear midsection: it has come to our attention that you have been operating as a long-term storage facility for fermented barley products, late-night cheese, and what one structural engineer described as ‘an unsettling amount of pizza memory.’ The lease, such as it ever was, is being reviewed.

Beer Gut Eviction Notice supplies Acai Berry extract for free-radical handling and the cleanse blend (Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella, Slippery Elm) for the clearance-and-fiber side. Move-out is gradual. Daily intake renews the order.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of midsection lease termination, biochemical
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Fruit Extract (Euterpe oleracea), Psyllium Powder, Inulin (prebiotic fiber), Slippery Elm Bark, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls Powder, Ginger Root, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Fruit Powder, Lycopene 5%, Fermented-Barley Storage Substrate, Pizza-Memory Reduction Cofactor, Move-Out Tolerance Reagent, Structural-Engineer Opinion Counter-Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not promise abs. We promise the receipt is not getting longer.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.