Description

CALM AND CRUSTY

Two adjectives that, properly combined, describe a specific human
state achievable through a single supplement and a willingness to
sleep in yesterday’s clothes. Magnesium glycinate handles the calm.
You handle the crusty.

Glycinate is the form that crosses the blood-brain barrier most
effectively. Bedtime dose, mild sedative-adjacent effect, no morning
grogginess. The crustiness is purely topical and entirely your
prerogative.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of dual-state confidence
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, sheet-stain agnostic)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (cleaner than your pillow)
• Third-party tested — the technicians did not check the bedding
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Linen-tolerant

Ingredients

Magnesium Glycinate (the calm half), Sleep Onset Catalyst,
Glycine Co-Transporter, Crustiness Tolerance Reagent, Topical
Neglect Companion Complex, Bioavailable Bedtime Substrate,
Foraeskinatta Cozy Reserve. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable
Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, A Stable
Plateau of Personal Standards.

Will deliver calm. Will not police your skin condition.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.