Description

COLON OF A FAPPER

Prior listings have addressed the wrist, the spine, and the lower lumbar curve consequences of sustained low-light indoor activity. We have, perhaps, under-addressed the colon. Sustained sitting in a single position has its own downstream-pun-intended effects on gut motility and microbiome diversity.

Colon Of A Fapper supplies Acai Berry extract for antioxidant support and the Psyllium / Inulin / Aloe Ferox / Chlorella cleanse blend for gut motility, fiber load, and the gentle-clearance side the sedentary lifestyle silently requires.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of sedentary-colon clearance reserve
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai (Euterpe oleracea fruit extract), Psyllium Powder, Inulin, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls, Slippery Elm, Ginger, Papaya, Hyssop, Lycopene, Sustained-Sitting Compensation Substrate, Single-Position Tolerance Cofactor, Gut-Motility Restoration Reagent, Downstream-Effect Coverage Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not require you to stand. We do supply the molecules the colon would prefer.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.