Description

D3 BECAUSE OUTSIDE IS HARD

Outside has: weather, of unpredictable kind. Other people, also unpredictable. Bees. UV index data the local app refuses to commit to. Sounds at decibels that were not specifically opted-in. We have reviewed the situation and, with respect, declined.

D3 Because Outside Is Hard delivers the bone chemistry of outside, indoors. Cholecalciferol at daylight-equivalent dose, Vitamin K2 (MK-7) for calcium routing, Calcium Carbonate as the raw material, BioPerine ® for absorption. The skeleton wins; the social negotiation does not occur.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of bone chemistry of outside, applied indoors
• Capsuled in the USA (sunshine sourced internally; bones globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Daylight-tolerant

Ingredients

Vitamin D3 (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin K2 (as Menaquinone MK-7), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), BioPerine ® (Black Pepper Fruit Extract), Weather-Avoidance Substrate, Other-People Tolerance Reducer, Bee-Encounter Pre-Emption Factor, Opt-Out-Of-Decibels Cofactor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Outside remains available to those who want it. We are not those people; the capsule is for us.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.