Description
EAT SLEEP SMEG MA REPEAT
The full routine, laid bare. No days off, no showers, no regrets. This is the schedule Gerald lived by, give or take the eating and the sleeping.
Front-only print on heavy 100% cotton black tee. White-bordered patch design with the SMEG MA brand mark above and the smegma.cc footer below. Built for declaring things you would never say out loud.
The Fine Print
- Single Jersey Men’s T-shirt, 100% cotton, ~180gsm
- Black only (this design needs the black or the white border eats itself)
- Sizes S through 4XL
- Direct-to-garment print, machine washable cold inside-out
- Printed-on-demand, no inventory, yours ships when ordered
The cycle continues. The smell persists.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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