Description

EWW SUN

The sun is a continuous thermonuclear event located 93 million miles away, the unfiltered output of which has been linked to skin damage, eye strain, and being seen by other people. We have, after review, declined the offer.

Eww Sun supplies Vitamin D3 (Cholecalciferol) at a daylight-equivalent dose, plus K2 (MK-7) and Calcium for actual bone deposition. The chemistry sunlight would have given you, minus sunlight and everything sunlight comes with.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of sunlight chemistry without sunlight
• Capsuled in the USA (sunshine sourced internally; bones globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Daylight-tolerant

Ingredients

Vitamin D3 (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin K2 (as Menaquinone MK-7), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), BioPerine ® (Black Pepper Fruit Extract), Thermonuclear-Avoidance Compliance Factor, Other-People Exposure Reducer, Skin-Damage Pre-Emption Reserve, Pre-Closed-Blinds Cofactor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Sunscreen sold separately. We just supply the bones with what they would have asked for politely.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.