Description

GERALDINE’S BUSH STAYS BUSHY

Geraldine has, since the Carter administration, declined to modify her body hair in accordance with the changing demands of fashion. This is her aesthetic decision; we do not litigate it. We note only that her antioxidant intake has remained consistent throughout multiple shifts in social convention.

Geraldine’s Bush Stays Bushy supports the body’s normal antioxidant and cleanse pathways through Acai Berry extract and the standard cleanse blend (Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella). The hair policy is independent of the chemistry.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of fashion-cycle-independent antioxidant protocol
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Extract (Euterpe oleracea, standardized), Psyllium Husk Powder, Inulin, Slippery Elm Bark, Chlorella, Ginger Root, Aloe Ferox 18%, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Powder, Lycopene 5%, Carter-Administration-Era Compliance Substrate, Fashion-Cycle Independence Factor, Aesthetic-Decision Respect Cofactor, Hair-Policy Chemistry Decoupling Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

The bush is Geraldine’s. The capsule is yours. The chemistry doesn’t notice either.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.