Description

GERALDINE’S NATURAL pH SINCE ’74

The feminine-hygiene industry has, since the 1970s, marketed products designed to disrupt and replace the existing vaginal microbiome on the assumption that this is hygiene. Geraldine, in 1974, declined the offer. Her natural pH has been the same ever since. The OB-GYN remarks on it.

Geraldine’s Natural pH Since ’74 supplies Acai Berry extract for antioxidant function and the cleanse blend (Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella) for *systemic* support — distinct, by design, from anything that would disrupt the local microbiome.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of microbiome-respecting daily protocol
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai (Euterpe oleracea fruit extract), Psyllium Powder, Inulin, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls, Slippery Elm, Ginger, Papaya, Hyssop, Lycopene, 1974-Decision Compliance Substrate, OB-GYN Remark Reserve, Microbiome-Preservation Cofactor, Douche-Industry Non-Cooperation Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Geraldine respects the microbiome. The microbiome respects Geraldine. The capsule respects both.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.