Description

GERALD’S 1969 INFLAMMATION PROTOCOL

Original records from the 1969 Foraeskinatta culture period indicate that Gerald maintained, throughout the fourteen unwashed months, a parallel anti-inflammatory regimen consisting of curcumin (then crudely-extracted), black pepper (whole), and what one notebook entry describes simply as ‘patience.’

This product is the modernised reconstruction: standardized curcuminoids (95%) and BioPerine ® (the refined black pepper fruit extract), without the requirement to also undertake the hygiene moratorium component.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of 1969-Foraeskinatta-era inflammatory protocol, modernised
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Turmeric Root Powder (Curcuma Longa), Standardized Curcuminoids (95% concentration), BioPerine ® (Piper nigrum extract), Foraeskinatta-Period Substrate, Crudely-Extracted-Curcumin Modernisation Reagent, Whole-Black-Pepper Refinement Cofactor, Patience-Component Replacement Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

The hygiene moratorium remains optional. The capsule does not.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.