Description

GERALD’S DAILY ANTI-OXIDANT RITUAL

Each morning at 06:14 local time, Gerald P. Fondlewrap removes one capsule from the bottle, places it on the centre of his palm, regards it for approximately four seconds, and swallows it with a tepid glass of water while standing perfectly still. The ritual has been observed by neighbours.

The capsule, of course, is curcumin (95% curcuminoids) with BioPerine ® for absorption. The ritual is for Gerald. The anti-inflammatory benefit accrues regardless of whether you incorporate the contemplative pause.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of Gerald-grade morning antioxidant protocol
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Turmeric Root Powder (Curcuma Longa), Standardized Curcuminoids (95% concentration), BioPerine ® (Piper nigrum extract), 06:14-Local-Time Compliance Substrate, Contemplative-Pause Cofactor, Tepid-Water Compatibility Reagent, Neighbour-Observed Authenticity Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Ritual is optional. The capsule is not.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.