Description

GREMLIN COGNITION PATCH

The room contains: seven mugs of variable age, a chair with a history, and at least one cable whose function nobody can confirm. You are not changing this. You would, however, like the brain to still produce work.

Gremlin Cognition Patch supports clear thinking in surroundings of dubious cleanliness. DMAE and Choline for neurotransmitter precursor supply; Bacopa for memory; ambient-condition tolerance is the bonus feature.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of brain patch for the unrenovated environment
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Bacopa Monnieri Extract, DMAE Bitartrate, Choline (bitartrate), Inositol, Green Tea Extract, GABA (Gamma Aminobutyric Acid), Ambient-Squalor Tolerance Factor, Unidentified-Cable Anxiety Suppressor, Seven-Mug Chair Coexistence Substrate, Output-Despite-Chaos Booster. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not endorse the room. We do, however, endorse the brain inside it.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.