Description

HANGOVER DUMP FORMULA

The hangover dump is a well-documented Saturday-morning biological event characterised by a specific urgency, a characteristic consistency, and a window of time during which one does not, ideally, leave the residence. The body is performing routine maintenance. We do not interrupt.

Hangover Dump Formula supplies Acai Berry extract for the antioxidant load (substantial in the hangover state) and the Psyllium / Inulin / Aloe Ferox / Chlorella / Slippery Elm cleanse blend for fiber-based clearance support. Daily intake makes the event, over weeks, less of an event.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of Saturday-morning cleanse reserve
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai (Euterpe oleracea fruit extract), Psyllium Powder, Inulin, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls, Slippery Elm, Ginger, Papaya, Hyssop, Lycopene, Hangover-State Substrate, Saturday-Morning Compliance Factor, Routine-Maintenance Tolerance Reagent, Residence-Exit Postponement Cofactor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not undo the bender. We do downgrade the Saturday morning that follows it.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.