Description

HUSTLE PORN DETOX

You have watched the morning routine. You have watched the desk setup. You have watched the framework for the framework for productivity. The actual task remains, untouched, in the tab next to the videos. The pattern is well documented.

Hustle Porn Detox supports the executive function required to close the content tab and begin the work tab. Phosphatidylserine for task-switching readiness; Bacopa for follow-through; L-Theanine to keep the irony of the moment from being paralyzing.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of executive function under content-saturation conditions
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Phosphatidylserine 20%, Huperzine A, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxal Phosphate), Vitamin B12, Bilberry Fruit Extract, Morning-Routine Video Tolerance Builder, Framework-Recursion Interrupter, Content-Tab Closure Substrate, Irony-Paralysis Defense. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.