Description

INSTANT SMEG MA

The convenience-store answer to a question nobody asked.

For the deeply efficient. Skip the ritual. Skip the pretence. Skip the beans. Just add hot water, an unblinking gaze, and a firm handshake before Monday’s stand-up. The productivity is real. The dignity is optional.

Design wraps around the mug: SMEG MA brand mark, INSTANT / SMEG MA slogan front-and-center, smegma.cc footer.

The Fine Print

• Black ceramic, glossy finish
• Two sizes: 11oz (default) and 15oz
• Dishwasher-safe. Microwave-safe.
• Direct-to-ceramic sublimation print, full wraparound
• Printed-on-demand — yours ships when ordered

Fast. Cheap. On-brand.