LEG TWITCH ARMISTICE Muscle Relaxant

$25.63

The Geneva Convention on involuntary lower-limb movement during REM cycles has been ratified. Hostilities cease at swallow.

Description

LEG TWITCH ARMISTICE

The Geneva Convention on involuntary lower-limb movement during
REM cycles has been ratified. Hostilities cease the moment you
swallow the capsule. Magnesium glycinate is the diplomatic envoy.
Your calves are the warring states.

Magnesium deficiency is one of the most commonly cited mechanical
contributors to restless leg symptoms and nocturnal muscle cramps.
Glycinate form is gentle on the gut and well-absorbed. 60 capsules.
Pre-bedtime detente.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

  • 60 capsules of negotiated calf-zone neutrality
  • Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, diplomatically formulated)
  • FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (more polite than the symptoms)
  • Third-party tested — the technicians remained seated
  • Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Treaty-compliant

Ingredients

Magnesium Glycinate (the diplomatic envoy), Muscle Cramp
Cease-Fire Catalyst, Restless Leg Demilitarization Agent,
Neuromuscular Treaty Reagent, Twitch Frequency Negotiator,
Bedtime Detente Complex, Bioavailable Calf Equilibrium. Other
Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline
Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Signed Documentation.

Treaty enforceable nightly. Renegotiations welcome.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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