Description

NEW DAD SLEEP DEBT REPAYMENT

Last full night of sleep: a date so distant that you can no longer recall the season. Current cognitive operating mode: an REM cycle and a half plus three black coffees. This is sustainable for approximately fourteen more weeks.

New Dad Sleep Debt Repayment supports cognitive function on a reduced sleep budget. B-vitamins for cellular energy production; Bacopa for memory under load; L-Theanine to keep the coffee from becoming a tremor by 3pm.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of structural cognitive support for the under-slept caregiver
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Bacopa Monnieri Extract, DMAE Bitartrate, Choline (bitartrate), Inositol, Green Tea Extract, GABA (Gamma Aminobutyric Acid), REM-Budget Stretcher, Three-Coffee Tremor Compensator, Fourteen-More-Weeks Endurance Reserve, Distant-Season Memory Recovery. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not return your sleep. We do show up while you wait for it.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.