Description

PARASYMPATHETIC RECRUITMENT

Your sympathetic nervous system has been on call since 2009. The
parasympathetic side has been understaffed and frankly burnt out.
Magnesium glycinate is the recruitment drive. Vagal tone is the
paycheck. The rest-and-digest department is hiring.

Glycinate form supports GABA, lowers cortisol indirectly, and
promotes the slower, calmer end of autonomic balance. 60 capsules.
Onboarding occurs 30-90 minutes post-dose.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of department reorganization
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, well-onboarded)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (better HR than your last gig)
• Third-party tested — the technicians filed compliant timesheets
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Career-aligned

Ingredients

Magnesium Glycinate (the recruiter), GABA Pathway
Onboarder, Vagal Tone Hiring Manager, Cortisol Offboarding Agent,
Autonomic Balance Restructuring Complex, Rest-And-Digest Talent
Acquisition Reserve, Bioavailable Workforce Composure. Other
Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline
Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Welcome Packet.

Onboarding includes orientation. Orientation includes
breathing. Welcome to the team.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.