Description

POST-BENDER CLEANSE PROTOCOL

The bender ran Friday afternoon through Sunday approximately, including two unscheduled meals you cannot fully account for and a phase of the evening you have agreed, internally, not to discuss. The liver is taking detailed notes.

Post-Bender Cleanse Protocol supplies Acai Berry extract for the antioxidant load, plus Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella, and Slippery Elm for the clearance side. Applied starting Monday morning, ideally before the calendar shows the next event.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of weekend-aftermath clearance support
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Extract (Euterpe oleracea, standardized), Psyllium Husk Powder, Inulin, Slippery Elm Bark, Chlorella, Ginger Root, Aloe Ferox 18%, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Powder, Lycopene 5%, 72-Hour-Window Recovery Substrate, Unscheduled-Meal Compensator, Liver-Note-Taking Tolerance Cofactor, Internal-Non-Discussion Pact Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

The bender is between you and your liver. The capsule is between you and Monday.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.