Description

SLIME IS THE PRODUCT

Other supplement companies hide their active ingredient behind
marketing words like “concentrate” and “extract.” We are not other
supplement companies. The active ingredient is slime. Specifically,
mucilage, a polysaccharide gel that coats your gut lining and
delivers minerals along the way.

Sea moss + iodine + ninety-something trace minerals + the
texture you’d expect from anything called sea moss. 60 capsules of
honest-about-itself nutrition.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of acknowledged viscosity
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, oceanographically frank)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (drier than the source material)
• Third-party tested — the technicians did not flinch
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Texture-transparent

Ingredients

Sea Moss (Chondrus crispus)(whole thallus) (the slime
itself), Mucilage Polysaccharide Reserve, Iodine Delivery Matrix,
Trace Mineral Suspension Agent, Gut Coating Complex, Algal Honesty
Concentrate, Brand Transparency Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose
(Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate,
Unrepentant Goo.

Effects are slick, slow, and not subtle. We named the product
accordingly.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.