Description

SPINE OF A FAPPER

There is a recognisable silhouette: shoulders rolled marginally forward, head leading the rest of the body by approximately one inch, lower back doing its part in the compromise. Anyone who has spent time in a profile photograph can identify the pattern; the spine is the receipt.

Spine Of A Fapper supports the body’s natural anti-inflammatory response in the vertebral chain through curcumin (95% curcuminoids) and BioPerine ®. The receipt remains in the file. The future receipts get smaller.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of vertebral-history comfort assist
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Curcumin (from Curcuma Longa root), Whole Turmeric Powder, BioPerine ® for absorption, Profile-Photograph Recognition Substrate, Receipt-In-File Compensator, Future-Receipt Size Reducer, Head-Leading-Body Counter-Cofactor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Past spine receipts are non-refundable. Future spine receipts can be made smaller.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.