Description

STANDUP MEETING SURVIVAL FORMULA

It is 9:15. Twelve faces are on the call. You are asked what you did yesterday. Yesterday is a closed file in the back of a filing cabinet you cannot find. You produce the phrase ‘continuing to look into the thing from last week,’ which is technically true.

Standup Meeting Survival Formula supports morning short-term recall and verbal composure under social load. Bacopa for memory access; L-Theanine for the calm-focus state required to say a sentence on the first attempt.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of 9:15 cognition, structurally addressed
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Bacopa Monnieri Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf, Phosphatidylserine 20%, L-Theanine, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Huperzine A, Yesterday-File Retrieval Substrate, First-Attempt Sentence Composure Reserve, Continuing-To-Look-Into Replacement Factor, Twelve-Face Tolerance Buffer. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Standup is not a cognitive event. We make the brain pretend it is.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.