Description

THE COLON KNOWS WHAT YOU DID

Whatever it was — the gas-station hot dog of indeterminate age, the questionable airport sushi, the dare in week three of the trip, the four-day stretch where you ate exclusively from a single drive-thru — the colon has a complete record. It is more forgiving than the spreadsheet would suggest, but the record exists.

The Colon Knows What You Did supplies Acai Berry extract for the antioxidant load plus the cleanse blend (Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella, Slippery Elm, Black Walnut, Ginger) for the gentle diplomatic clearance. Daily intake; no confession required.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of confessional-grade gut diplomacy
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Extract (Euterpe oleracea, standardized), Psyllium Husk Powder, Inulin, Slippery Elm Bark, Chlorella, Ginger Root, Aloe Ferox 18%, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Powder, Lycopene 5%, Gas-Station-Hot-Dog Tolerance Substrate, Airport-Sushi Compatibility Cofactor, Drive-Thru-Stretch Recovery Reagent, Confession-Free Diplomacy Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not require disclosure. The colon already has the file.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.