The Original MY NUTS STINK BUT I’M HAPPY Magnesium Blend

$25.63

Flagship of the line. Personal hygiene and personal mood are not the same metric. Magnesium handles the second one.

Description

MY NUTS STINK BUT I’M HAPPY

The flagship of the Magnesium Glycinate Blend. The premise: emotional
regulation does not require personal hygiene. Magnesium influences your
GABA and serotonin pathways. Soap influences your smell. These are two
separate workstreams, and you can ship one without the other.

Magnesium glycinate is the most bioavailable, gentlest-on-the-gut
form of magnesium. It supports mood, sleep, muscle relaxation, and
general nervous-system composure. The smell is between you and
whoever you live with.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

  • 60 capsules of brand-honest serenity
  • Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, hygiene-independent)
  • FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (cleaner than the customer)
  • Third-party tested — the technicians breathed through their mouths
  • Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Olfactory-tolerant

Ingredients

Magnesium Glycinate (the mood substrate), GABA Pathway
Activator, Serotonin Production Catalyst, Olfactory Indifference
Complex, Self-Acceptance Reagent, Foraeskinatta Composure Matrix,
Bioavailable Calm Reserve. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable
Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Unbothered
Energy.

Will not address the smell. Will reduce the anxiety that made
you notice it.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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