The Original SCRAPED FROM THE SHALLOWS Sea Moss Blend

$23.70

Flagship of the Sea Moss Blend. Sea moss is, in fact, scraped from rocks. We chose the verb for both botanical accuracy and emotional resonance.

Description

SCRAPED FROM THE SHALLOWS

The flagship of the Sea Moss Blend. In keeping with brand
tradition, the verb “scraped” was selected for both its botanical
accuracy (sea moss is, in fact, scraped from rocks) and its emotional
resonance with the rest of the catalog.

Sea moss (Chondrus crispus, Eucheuma cottonii) is a marine algae
containing iodine, trace minerals, and the mucilage fiber your gut
lining keeps writing strongly-worded letters about. 60 capsules of
intertidal nutrient density.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

  • 60 capsules of brand-aligned algae
  • Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, intertidally harvested)
  • FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (cleaner than the rocks)
  • Third-party tested — the technicians wore waders
  • Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Bivalve-adjacent

Ingredients

Sea Moss (Chondrus crispus)(whole thallus) (the flagship),
Iodine Concentration Reserve, Trace Mineral Cluster, Mucilage
Distribution Agent, Thyroid Bioavailability Catalyst, Brand-Aligned
Intertidal Complex, Foraeskinatta Marine Companion. Other Ingredients:
Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium
Stearate, Salt Spray Residue.

Was not literally scraped today. Was scraped at some point.
Specifics withheld.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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