Description

SMEG MA FOUNTAIN FORMULA

The flagship of the L-Arginine Blend. “Fountain” was selected from
among many candidate words for being the most plausible and the most
unsettling. It refers to circulation. It refers to volume. It refers
to direction. It refers to everything you’re now thinking it refers
to.

L-Arginine HCl is the precursor to nitric oxide. Nitric oxide is
the gas that tells your blood vessels to relax. Relaxed blood vessels
permit pressure. Pressure produces fountains. This is biology, not
marketing.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of pressurized intention
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally fountain-ready)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (cleaner than the imagery suggests)
• Third-party tested — the technicians took shelter
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Aggressively pumped

Ingredients

L-Arginine HCl (the fountain head), Nitric Oxide Pressure
Catalyst, Endothelial Spillway Agent, Foraeskinatta-Approved Flow
Multiplier, Vascular Geyser Stabilizer, Capillary Hose Tensioner,
Brand-Aligned Engorgement Matrix. Other Ingredients: Cellulose
(Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate,
Plausible Hydraulics.

Fountain is a metaphor. The blood-vessel relaxation is real.
The implications are between you and your imagination.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.