Description

TINFOIL BUT INSIDE

The tinfoil hat has a proud track record of blocking zero electromagnetic interference while making the wearer feel considerably safer. We asked the obvious follow-up question: what if it went on the inside? This capsule is the answer. It performs exactly as well as the hat.

The working part is 100mg of Coenzyme Q-10, a real antioxidant for your mitochondria. The shielding part is fictional and clearly labelled fictional. Net effect versus a genuine tinfoil hat: identical radio-frequency attenuation (zero), comparable peace of mind.

The Fine Print

• 30 capsules of internally-deployed tinfoil substitute
• Capsuled in the USA (dignity optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party lab tested (technicians declined to comment)
• Non-GMO, vegan-friendly, tinfoil-tolerant

Ingredients

Coenzyme Q-10 (Ubiquinone, 100mg) — the only ingredient that does anything. The rest are jokes, openly labelled as such: Internal-Deployment Faraday Substrate, Gastrointestinal-Hat Compound, Placebo-Equivalent Reserve, Tinfoil-Substitute Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

For the man who has run out of tinfoil. We bottled the vibe, not the science.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.