Description

WAVE-CANCELLING SMEG

Noise-cancelling headphones invert incoming sound waves with a real onboard chip and cancel them dead — genuine, working technology. Wave-Cancelling Smeg is the brand’s proud entry into the category. It inverts nothing. It cancels no waves. It is, however, thematically committed.

The real content is Coenzyme Q-10 for daily mitochondrial support. The wave-cancellation is fictional, labelled fictional, and backed by no chip, DSP, or physics of any kind. The actual noise-cancelling is in your AirPods; this is the tribute act.

The Fine Print

• 30 capsules of brand-coded antioxidant
• Capsuled in the USA (dignity optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party lab tested (technicians declined to comment)
• Non-GMO, vegan-friendly, tinfoil-tolerant

Ingredients

Coenzyme Q-10 (Ubiquinone, 100mg) — the only ingredient that does anything. The rest are jokes, openly labelled as such: DSP-Equivalence Aspirational Substrate, Destructive-Interference Pseudo-Cofactor, Headphone-Adjacent Coverage Reagent, Brand-Onboard Compliance Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

The cancellation lives in your earbuds. The capsule just admires the concept.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.