Description

WRIST WORKED OVERTIME

Hours unlogged, sessions unscheduled, no formal compensation. The wrist, as the most committed appendage on the team, has been carrying the load for a long time, with no raise, no recognition, and no anti-inflammatory benefits package.

Wrist Worked Overtime supplies what the wrist asks for in lieu of formal severance: curcumin (95% curcuminoids) with BioPerine ® for absorption, applied daily, in recognition of services rendered.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of wrist-tenure-recognition supplement
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Turmeric Root Powder (Curcuma Longa), Standardized Curcuminoids (95% concentration), BioPerine ® (Piper nigrum extract), Hours-Unlogged Compensation Substrate, Tenured-Wrist Recognition Reagent, In-Lieu-Of-Severance Cofactor, Services-Rendered Acknowledgement Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

HR was not consulted. The wrist did not require it.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.