Description
I LOVE SMEG MA
Heart. Smeg Ma. That’s it. That’s the shirt. No explanation. No context. Just a declaration of affection for something nobody should love.
Wear it to family gatherings. Become the reason they stop having family gatherings. Efficiency.
Material Evidence
- Gildan 5000 — the 100% cotton backbone of bad decisions since forever
- 5.3 oz/yd² — substantial enough to hide behind
- Tear-away label — because you’ll want to remove all evidence
- Oeko-Tex certified, machine washable, hand-wringable
Love is blind. This is proof.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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