Description

HAND-POURED SMEG MA

Somewhere, at some point, a hand was probably involved in pouring this candle. We stand by the claim.

Hand-poured is the phrase every candle brand reaches for, and this one reaches right along with them — because it’s true, and because the alternative (machine-poured, factually also true) doesn’t sell nearly as well. Seven real scents, one label that tells on itself just slightly.

9oz soy-blend candle in a glass jar, wrapped in the SMEG MA brand label: header up top, the slogan front and center, smegma.cc footer down below.

The Fine Print

• 9oz candle, glass jar with lid
• Seven scent options — pick your poison at checkout
• Approx. 40-50 hour burn time
• Printed-on-demand — yours ships when ordered

Hands were involved. Details unverified.